Walking maxtrax

A person who uses their legs to recover vehicles during four wheel driving instead of their brain

“Hey retard come stick your ‘walking maxtrax’ legs under this wheel so we can get out”

by Bopbusbumbudddies December 31, 2023

Two-Ball Walk

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.

1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.

by 8res September 21, 2017

walk in my nines

"nines" refers to shoe size which makes the statement "walk in my shoes"
T.I. used this phrase in his song "Castle Walls" featuring Christina Aguilera.

T.I.- "Walk in my nines a while , I dare you."

by StonerAcademy June 4, 2016

woody walk

walking with your penis instead of your legs

man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home

by woody the walking stick August 12, 2024

Walking with Monsters

a cartoon about dinosaurs

Anybody wanna watch walking with monsters?

by The Stink Bucket September 26, 2021

Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.

1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout

by zerogroup November 28, 2018

Cake that Walks

Another term for the author George R.R. Martin

The Cake That Walks hasn’t finished the winds of winter for fucks sake

by Mojavetrejabe August 27, 2022