Hot mess

When one's appearance and behaviour gradually sink into chaotic disarray, usually accompanied by an ever increasing consumption of alcohol.

Michael: I've never seen anyone drink so much. She's destroyed! Natasha's a fucking hot mess!

by mirrorframe October 23, 2009

hot leg

1)(v) to quitely relieve oneself on the leg of another patron in a crowded bar.

Steve: "Christ, the line for the pisser is 10 miles long."
Carl: "Looks like someone is gettng a hot leg."
Steve: "Shithouse. You're right."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

hot pocket

1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.

Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!

by Joe Malone April 24, 2008

Hot Sex

A term used to describe something that is cool; a play on 'cool beans'.

Nick: Hey Bob, I just got the new *INSERT BAND HERE* album!
Bob: Hot sex, Nick!

by Dorian Black July 5, 2005

hot and bothered

1. aroused, especially sexually

2. angry, indignant, irritated

That really made him hot and bothered. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2009

Turbo Hot

A fake perception of hot, personified by anorexia and mystic tan. Buried under inches of foundation, her 'Forever 21' attire makes her a sexual chameleon to the untrained eye.

I was crusin' the Jersey Shore, and the place was polluted by turbo hot hosehounds. Not even after a few bronsons would I stick that female fredo.

by The Stafford Executive June 17, 2009

Hot Topic

a store which is found in many malls, it tends to the more popular side of everything mass producing things like red& black and full metal alchemist. hot topic is known for it's band shirts and baggy pants, as well as high prices. as well as clothing hot topic sells merchindise and cosmetics such as hair dyes.

dude: "hey let's go check out hot topic"

me: "dude, dont you know that everything in there is overpriced and over merchendised?"

by JackTR21 August 4, 2006