Hot mess

When one's appearance and behaviour gradually sink into chaotic disarray, usually accompanied by an ever increasing consumption of alcohol.

Michael: I've never seen anyone drink so much. She's destroyed! Natasha's a fucking hot mess!

by mirrorframe October 23, 2009

hot leg

1)(v) to quitely relieve oneself on the leg of another patron in a crowded bar.

Steve: "Christ, the line for the pisser is 10 miles long."
Carl: "Looks like someone is gettng a hot leg."
Steve: "Shithouse. You're right."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

hot pocket

1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.

Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!

by Joe Malone April 24, 2008

Hot Sex

A term used to describe something that is cool; a play on 'cool beans'.

Nick: Hey Bob, I just got the new *INSERT BAND HERE* album!
Bob: Hot sex, Nick!

by Dorian Black July 5, 2005

hot and bothered

1. aroused, especially sexually

2. angry, indignant, irritated

That really made him hot and bothered. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2009

Turbo Hot

A fake perception of hot, personified by anorexia and mystic tan. Buried under inches of foundation, her 'Forever 21' attire makes her a sexual chameleon to the untrained eye.

I was crusin' the Jersey Shore, and the place was polluted by turbo hot hosehounds. Not even after a few bronsons would I stick that female fredo.

by The Stafford Executive June 17, 2009

UVM hot

A term often used at UVM (Burlington, VT). “UVM hot” refers to when an attractive women lowers her standards to accommodate the men standards in Burlington. With more women than men on campus, there’s bound to be an uneven divide. All the sudden the homeless looking men are solid options. Out of those options, many of these men are gay, bi, or somewhere in between, leaving you with a resounding small pool of potential picks. Prior to being at uvm, these people might’ve not seemed attractive to you, but now are. This dissolution will grow through the 4 years of attending this “stuck-in-the-70s-skier-crunchy-raggy-crusty-earthy-pseudo-hippie” school/city. Why is Bernie attractive all the sudden? It’s because he’s UVM hot.
Oh the burnout smoking a cig on a porch next to his skateboard? UVM hot.
Synonyms for “UVM hot”:
“He composts”
“Not actually attractive but you’re blinded by the shitty options”
“Smells like weed and moles”
“Real-world ugly”
“I don’t know what I was thinking”
“Looks good only with ski goggles, helmet and snow pants on”

Katie: “Hey girl I need your opinion on this guy. Is he actually hot or is he UVM hot?”
Paige: “definitely UVM hot but honestly can’t tell the difference anymore”

Samantha: “I’m questioning if I should just turn lesbian at this point.”
Georgia: “That would definitely better your chances of not being single”

by Vermontea January 13, 2021