Chris

Biggest cock in the world. Anyone named Chris has a massive schlong and will slap you with his almighty cock if you disagree

Woah look at chris and his bulge

by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022

Chris Pagoulatos

he has the world's smallest peepee

Your peepee is tiny you must be Chris Pagoulatos

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

Chris Smokie

When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE

“did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”

by jffjgjfjfjdj May 6, 2024

Chris Harding

The most generous

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!

by Yoffer June 8, 2024

Chris

A real ass nigga who tries to keep everyone happy and loves working out and staying positive.Loves dressing nice and being around a lot of people, sometimes he wants to be by himself.If he is mad he will still try to stay positive.His type is black/latina. He likes to play video games.Chris tries his best to get what he wants and will not settle for anything less.He loves his close friends and will always make sure their, although he puts himself first.

Yo Chris you really him.

by Cbank-15 November 10, 2022

Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who's always late despite saying he'll be on time, an absolute neek that keeps everyone waiting for half an hour after saying he'll be 2 minutes.

Chris said he'll be on in 2 minutes... (20 minutes later) Where the fuck is Chris?

by Wowwowweewow September 12, 2021

Chris

A fellow friend of the "Juan" species. Their common enemy is the "Sebastian" species. Chris are pretty funny, and like memes and Nintendo. They'll cheer you up when you're sad, and they're honest. But they do ghost you sometimes, oh well, it doesn't matter. All in all, Chris is a really good friend that you can trust.

Yo dude! Check out this sick meme Chris just posted!

by TheShortHispanicKid_69 January 30, 2020