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touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
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blob potato

it is some one that is lazy maybe kinda fat and loves food
man bob was in bed all day he is such a blob potato
by billy bob apple June 16, 2022
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Jack Big Potato

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
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Potato

Someone who is not very comfortable with interacting with people. However, they are often very nice and once you get to know them, you know they’re a friend for life
“Why is that girl so quiet and weird?”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”
by Seilenna August 1, 2019
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hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.
Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.
by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015
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Potato salad

Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions
'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'
by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022
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