The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 February 26, 2024
Get the Golden Laptopmug. by khaws January 8, 2023
Get the Nicholas Goldenmug. An advanced sexual maneuver, requires urinating in ones asshole during anal sex and then expelling said urine onto ones partner in a controlled manner
by Abel ladeau November 14, 2019
Get the golden brickmug. by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024
Get the The Golden Turkeymug. the lightest variant of brunette. golden brunette women have beautiful golden brown hair and a kind temperament that is more earthy and warm then blondes but more carefree and optimistic then other brunettes. golden brunettes are beautiful and gentle women and one of lifes true wonders.
Denise from the big bang theory is a quantassential golden brunette. kind and gentle and fun and warm. steward struck gold with this beautiful sweet woman.
by anonymous July 27, 2023
Get the Golden brunettemug. When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
Get the golden fudge creamsiclemug. a n-word saying freak like he's disrespectful and obese. also his outfits are so choppy I had to make some for him... like hes just eugh
person 1: omg golden screw is such an obese fat cunt with belly rolls larger then drakes cock
person 2: ikr-
person 2: ikr-
by PooPoo Labubu and Nunu Labubu July 20, 2025
Get the Golden Screwmug.