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Post Malone

Post Malone is not a rapper.

Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho
Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch
by Lisadepisa April 14, 2020
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Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.
Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah
by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020
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A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.
People watching the debates on TV are overwhelming the health system, being affected with PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)
by vetclinician October 23, 2020
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Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021
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The Post

The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.

The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.
Omg I thought this was The Post.”
by Stavka May 4, 2023
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Poste

Poste is an Alpha Male , with a big cock , tall as fuck, ripped as fuck and he isn't a virgin anymore.
Girl: Is that Poste?
Other girl: Omg he is , let's suck his cock
by Beta Male October 10, 2018
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