simp

A term used by sexist trash men towards other decent men who actually respect women.

They will also use the term (incorrectly) against women who are kind to other women.

Greg: Girl, you’re really great. Don’t let anyone get you down!

David: You’re a simp.

_________

Katie: Why is everyone so mean to you? You seem so nice!!

David: You’re so simpy.

Katie: What does that mean?

David: Simp

by justjae12 May 19, 2020

Simp

overlord_succ#3255

Overlord is a simp

by Trashwifi_ May 19, 2020

Simp

Sliding Into your Man's Position

Oh man, I really am a SIMP for her!

by factuallyjay May 20, 2020

Simp

Some person who would give a female streamer all of their money, and brag about it as being the "ultimate gentleman", most likely. Can also be short for simpleton if you're a boomer.

Thing Thing: "have you heard of that simp who donated 60k to pokimane? damn."
Thong Thong: "what the fuck, that's a hell of a simp!"

by Słoneczny! May 20, 2020

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. A genius rap song by 2 Guys n the Parque with choreography by Candace Flynn (from the show Phineas and Ferb). Defined an era, a style of dancing, a lifestyle. SIMP changed the lives of a generation for the better.

“Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!“
“ Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!”

by wowdude May 20, 2020

Simp

Nokea

Nokea is a simp because he drives all the way to Ko'olina to see his girlfriend who isn't his girlfriend on a daily basis

by swiggitswag16 May 21, 2020

Simp

A man who betrays his own friends to get a mediocre puss. He is such in a need for sex that he is willing to sacrifice his own life. Commonly associated with the name Alexandre.

- Damn, did u hear that Alexandre slept with his bestfriend’s ex?

- NO WAY, WHAT A SIMP!

by Jiraya sensei May 21, 2020