Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u
by Poopybut November 5, 2019

A Sam is a sexy young man. He is so flippin' sexy he makes girls wet all day. Other than his sexiness, he is also an extremely loyal friend/boyfriend. He never betrays his girl or friend unless it was necessary. He is smart as fuck, strong as fuck, hot as fuck, good at sex, good at relationships, good at any sort of friendships and good with anyone basically. Fucking hell, had one of them and he tasted and felt soooooo amazing!
"Have you seen Sam?"
"Yeah, I heard Melanie was fucked by him last night, heard that it was hot as fuck that she became pregnant!"
"Damn, I wish I could get fucked like that..."
"Yeah, I heard Melanie was fucked by him last night, heard that it was hot as fuck that she became pregnant!"
"Damn, I wish I could get fucked like that..."
by hugedildoupyournan June 21, 2018

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment
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