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Sam.

Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u
“Sam. is an epic friend but he has no talent except when it comes to drawing.”
by Poopybut November 5, 2019
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Sam

A Sam is a sexy young man. He is so flippin' sexy he makes girls wet all day. Other than his sexiness, he is also an extremely loyal friend/boyfriend. He never betrays his girl or friend unless it was necessary. He is smart as fuck, strong as fuck, hot as fuck, good at sex, good at relationships, good at any sort of friendships and good with anyone basically. Fucking hell, had one of them and he tasted and felt soooooo amazing!
"Have you seen Sam?"
"Yeah, I heard Melanie was fucked by him last night, heard that it was hot as fuck that she became pregnant!"
"Damn, I wish I could get fucked like that..."
by hugedildoupyournan June 21, 2018
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The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment
by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023
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Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.
“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”
by anonymous August 26, 2023
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Sam Hall

Someone who likes the sound of their own more than they should.
Gee that bloke is a bit of a Sam Hall, isn't he?
by tjtj123 December 1, 2021
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uncle samming

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."
by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014
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Sam

A blonde, blue eyed boy who can't stop messaging his ex. x
Sam is still messaging Rochelle his ex. x
by Smashton_010 November 29, 2022
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