Tactical Sandwich 

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.

Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"

Tactical Sandwich by tacticalboo January 4, 2011

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

Hobo Sandwich by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011

Like Sandwich 

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.

*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like

Like Sandwich by FlyingHitler SpasmFaceMcdougal February 25, 2011

Awkward Sandwich 

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.

So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.

Awkward Sandwich by hootowl18 March 4, 2011

Oboe Sandwich 

A euphemism for returning a favor.

For example, "Thanks for making a great dinner tonight. You're getting an oboe sandwich!"

Oboe Sandwich by BizGem March 22, 2011

Vatuna Sandwich

What you are licking/kissing/eating/putting in your mouth when you eat out (give oral sex to) a vatuna.

I got drunk last night and ended up eating a vatuna sandwich." "Wow that's nasty." "Not really, she was pretty hot.

Vatuna Sandwich by WittedPanda April 21, 2011

Shit Sandwich 

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.

we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.

Shit Sandwich by Timmy1233212 May 28, 2011