pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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Dirty pig roast

I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night
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Sam pig

A big fat ugly pig like creature. It likes eating others from its species and human meat. Sam pig is an ugly creature.
Ewwww Sam pig is ugly!!!!
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Dopey Slamp Pig

A large intoxicated individual found at a black jack table yelling at everyone at 5 am.
A "Dopey slamp pig" ordering 6 shots of tequila at a black jack table at 5am who spills all the drinks all over the table and its participants and then laughs uncontrollably until she is escorted out of the casino. -noun
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pinky pig

when you are about to jizz you slab the womens belly until its pink the jizz on it and rub it in
he was shocked when she said "give me a pinky pig"
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pig bitch

a fake friend that wants to see you fail in life
Don't hangout with that pig bitch John anymore, he's so negative and wants everyone to fail so that his life doesn't suck so much. What a bitch.
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sweating like a pig

A southern saying that I grew up with, but not sure where it came from. "sweating like a pig, who knows he's for dinner?"
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