punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

June Punch

When you punch someone in the back of the head for acting like a jackass in the strip club

If you don't stop talking to me like that I'm going to June Punch you so hard.

by Reddfawkes99 April 15, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Mist Punch

The act of punching something with such force that it dissipates into a mist. Considered to be meta.

"Rowack mist punches the bat into a mist."

by Tipsy T Turtle April 29, 2019

Donkey punch

You bang your GF on the side of the head

Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf

Friend: whats that

by 454331 May 9, 2019

Three Punch Man

Basically, One Punch Man and Two Punch Man, except he's 1/3 of the strength of One Punch Man and can kill anything in 3 hits. Ps. Two Punch Man has half the power of One Punch Man. He's just a weaker version.

Three Punch Man is basically one punch man and 2 punch man but weaker.

by TheAngryNerd May 15, 2019