Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
Get the Just like in the realsmug. Real niggas come alive when they got a black president/vice president; SO IT'S BOUT TO BE POPPIN IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: How would you describe yourself in one word?
Person 2: Real Nigga
Person 1: Real Nigga is two words
Person 2: I know nigga, Real Niggas don't follow instructions
Person 2: Real Nigga
Person 1: Real Nigga is two words
Person 2: I know nigga, Real Niggas don't follow instructions
by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021
Get the Real Niggamug. by DuhPlug October 7, 2023
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by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 15, 2018
Get the Real fellur hoursmug. by Ploxed September 10, 2023
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