turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022

Muffin

Instead of being known as a tasty treat or a woman's vagina, a muffin can also be known as a weak pass or throw made in sports.

Tommy: Is Bill any good at dodgeball??
Greg: Nah, he only throws muffins.

by IDontThinkYouCanHandleMyHandle September 16, 2016

Muffin Button

A clitoris

When I flicked her muffin button she exploded

by The CottonFuckr’s Master May 14, 2018

Muffin button

-a muffin the size of a button; meaning cute,little,adorable
If someone calls you a muffin button, that means your cute,little,adorable.etc
Awwww...

When the girl saw the baby she replied, " awww, she/he's such a cute little muffin button👶

by Cammycone May 11, 2018

nut muffin

A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.

My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!

Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin

by chaz ford May 2, 2007

Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”

by Stankman February 24, 2020

Muffin Butting

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.

I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.

by Forth3k4de October 12, 2016