Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.

Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.

by PeePee December 10, 2003

Ridin-Hard

To feel overly warm & fizzy after taking prescription Pain-killers, or Doogs, with fellow users and friends.

Marcus: How you feeling brotha ?

Worm: I'm Ridin-Hard so much that I can't even feel my damn legs!

by Doogie Hauser October 13, 2008

Dick Hard Body

To compare and the the human body to one's vinginal fluids.

Dick Hard Body, Fuck.

by It chinese March 4, 2009

Gappy Hard

The lifestyle of a gap year student. Can continue in the years after the gap year in relation to the ideals picked up on their year off. Normally relates to alcohol or excessive partying.

You drink a lot, gappy hard!

by websters213 April 14, 2010

Tree-Hard

A person who tries really hard. Same meaning as a "try-hard" but pronouncing it in a different manor. Often used in online games or real life situations.

Phil is a tree-hard at getting girls and he still cant get a girlfriend.

That kid with the UMP is such a tree-hard.

by Jp Bby October 18, 2010

Laughing Hard Body

Laughing extremely hard, to the point where it may be hard to breathe.

Bro after Matt fell down the stairs, we where Laughing Hard Body.

by Datt Nig March 30, 2011