eyes like pissholes in the snow 

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

eyes like pissholes in the snow by Light Joker November 16, 2006

porno eyes 

When a person does not find regular chicks attractive because they indulge in too much pornography. Can no longer settle for regular women. the porno ones are more ninky.

Goob: She's not that hot...
Anthony: dood, you totally have porno eyes, you pervert!... pervert!

porno eyes by Jared and Anthony December 28, 2005

eye-tie 

Shortened word for Italian pronounced Eye-Talian.

That fucking eye-tie needs shampoo, deodorant, and some brass-off polish kit for his fake gold medallions around his fat neck.

eye-tie by soju gorae May 13, 2005

Empty Eye Socket 

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.

My girl was on her period, so I stuck her in the pooper and left her with an "empty eye socket".

Empty Eye Socket by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005

fish eye

Upon taking a woman from behind, aka the doggy style position, the man pulls out and expectorates on the back of a woman's head. When she turns around to see if he's cum, the man ejaculates in her eye.

Brenda lost her contact lens from a fish eye

fish eye by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003

Eye Dentist 

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more hours.

Oh, so you're not a "real doctor," you're an eye dentist

Eye Dentist by Pattyfitz December 7, 2014

rainbow eyeshadow

a type of eye makeup favored by scene kids which may sound ridiculous but can be pretty cute when done by the right hands. usually a shimmery yellow, hot pink, and mint green combination.

that rainbow eyeshadow is pretty sexy.

rainbow eyeshadow by philphleira nachitaki October 9, 2006