Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person you will know but he will make your day

If you have an Ethan in your family you are a very lucky person

by Khalea marry John June 3, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s think they are very normal and are not weird. When people do funny or weird things, he gives them a stare. He also likes to stretch and struggles on taking stuff from his backpack. He can also harass girls.

You know that Ethan over there, he’s so mean!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!

by tehrealjams May 30, 2019

Ethan

AWSOME HOT ATTRATCTIVE BUFF BIG AWSOME SEXY MAN THAT DOSENT TAKE OF HIS JUMPER AND IS ULTRA SEZY AND HAS MASSIVE PEENIS. AND HAS THE HOTTEST ABS

Sexy : ethan

by Xnxbddjddudjdjif January 15, 2022

Ethan

Vanilla

"Geez What A Vanilla Bitch, Must Be A Ethan"

Vanilla(Plain)

by CootPootLooter March 29, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.

DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019

Ethan Vu

Ethan Vu is a caring and smart friend who will always help you with homework and classwork in school. Ethan Vu's best enemy is Jerrick aka the beast that moans in front of everyone saying "I am attractive." So be Ethan Vu's friend and p.l.s help the moaning beast to stop moaning. Aka Jerrick.

Jerrick-*moans*
Ethan Vu- p.l.s stop moaning Jerrick.
Jerrick-"Ethan Vuuuuuu, I am more attractive"

Ethan Vu-shut up bitch

by dskjndU December 31, 2021