Holy fuckin Drunk

A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism

"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

by Alkie_preist89 November 4, 2011

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

Bottle of drunk

Strong ass alcoholic drank

Guy 1: "yo let's get some drinks man"
Guy 2:"aight let's go, I'm boutta get a bottle of drunk"
Guy1: "wtf is that man?"
Guy2: "that strong ass drink bro"
Guy 1: "ayyeeeeeeee"

by Drankkkk February 10, 2017

high and go drunk

the game of hide and seek you play when you're high and drunk

i played high and go drunk with my friend dominic the other Day and we were talking spiritual connectionisms to a better bluer world in another place only reachable through hot wheels toys

by Niggyr Judisk May 2, 2018

McDonald’s Drunk

A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”

Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?

Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk

by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018