Apple

apple is a baddie who posts edits of animals on Camtasia 8, so she is a badass

Apple is so uglyyyyyyy
why there apple

by applezarecoolio January 17, 2018

bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 5, 2019

Apple

Apple is a fruit, why search a fruit, why are you even reading this when you could be writing your own dictionary suggestion

I Ate A Apple, It Tasted Like A Pineapple, then I realized that I Was Eating A Pinecone With It

by Business Ion April 8, 2020

Adam's Oral Apple

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.

Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.

Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.

by sorry about this word February 22, 2021

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020

apple chunker

One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.

Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.

by George Binger August 31, 2016

Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)

Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....

by Sperty November 24, 2019