Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

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Look it’s Tom Oldfield!!! He’s my idol

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Tom Tanner

Strokey disability merchant from ARAYEF SHAWBS.

That Huge Tom Tanner From Shawbury Is At Spotters Corner Again, Look At All Them Rolls. Is It a Bakery? No, It's Tom Tanner

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Tom

Short.

Damn that guy is a Tom.

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Tom Argos

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I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos

by adam g123 July 3, 2022

tom

A tom is Ugly and mostly and old name, toms are stupid and weird don´t talk to toms

That guy is such a tom

by litte 12 14 December 19, 2017

Tom Strangio

Torm Stragnio is super cool, this is the type of guy who would not survive without a morning coffee! (the type of guy who always has a morning coffee) Don't speak to him until his had his morning coffee

Don't talk to me, I'm Tom Strangio Right now.

by Definition-Master21 August 23, 2022