Jake

The name that is most associated with the last name Wu.

Lawrence: Do you know there is a 變態佬 at the office?
Thomas: Yes, I know Wu Jake

by Not Carvin December 3, 2021

Jake

Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.

That jake is clapped

by Sheeeeeesh123 December 3, 2021

Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life

oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends

by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021

Jake

The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.

“Have you seen Jake?”
“Oh you mean the short asshole?”
“Yep that’s him”

by wasianbaddiekilla December 3, 2021

Jake rogers

Jake Rogers is a boy who doesn’t necessarily go to the gym.He probably has a buzz cut.But this one girl will always find him attractive.Demi-Lee Mcallister.she will love him to bits!

Jake Rogers:I love you demi
Demi:you fit

by hello demi July 7, 2022

Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.

Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.

by musicaltheatrenerd July 11, 2022

Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.

“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”

by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022