Max

This guy will dry hump the sofa even though his girlfriend has consented to sex

Don’t be such a Max!

by B1G P1N3S January 29, 2020

max

a russian name for a handsome guy who is also a geek

Wow, you're a true max

by Yana Hype May 26, 2017

max

max is awesome. hes so caring and cool

person 1: my bf is so cool and sweet
person 2: oh hes such a max

by igetbitches2 April 23, 2022

max

max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.

super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know

by astro has balls March 6, 2022

Max

he is so hot and sexy people want to cume over him and make him squirt

Oh max is so hot

by i am man March 20, 2022

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

max

a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition

sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline

"hey shmax" "hey jermy"

by gormworm January 3, 2024