Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.

If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

Safety beer

During session drams (spirits), to take a safety break from the strong drink routine & slow down the alcohol intake with a beer.

The Legendary On Call Team around the Wedderlea Firepit: “aye, time for another round of nips”
The Bad Man: “I think I’m getting ahead of the project timeline here with the drams - I’ll just have a wee safety beer for now”
To be entered into the On Call Team Meeting Minutes…

by BobBEGGZ August 17, 2025

Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 2, 2022

fear beer

That 3rd, 4th or 5th beer that you want to enjoy at a bar or restaurant, but you are terrified it will put you over the blood alcohol limit and increase your risk for getting a DUI. You may drink it anyway, but you are definitely worried with each sip you take and after you drive away.

I felt a slight buzz after my fourth beer, but I started to sweat with my fifth because I knew I had to drive home. That was my fear beer. beer, liquor, hard liquor, scotch, bourbon, drink, drunk, alcoholic, intoxicated, tipsy, wasted, kegger

by joecoolthefool November 6, 2015

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

by N4styn8 August 19, 2021

Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.

I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.

by Spudnut October 6, 2012