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pet the tuna

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.
"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

Taking the Tiny 

Taking the tiny is when, during a smoke session with your homies, you're a considerably baked but would like to a tad bit more high. Then you approach the bong/bowl and taking a tiny hit that would not get you high when you're sober but would get you slightly more high when you are already high. Thus improving your trip very slightly but a very enjoyable amount
Fraternity brother Edafelius enjoyed his high, however he wanted to enjoyed it more so he decided he would be taking the tiny and his night was the best night of his life.
Taking the Tiny by 2chainz_mullane January 25, 2017

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.
Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce
bert the turtle by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

SPANKING THE TURTLE 

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
β€œBro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐒 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

Take the icing off the top 

To "take the icing off the top" means to read between the lines.

To say one thing but really mean another, to allude to something else.
Damore:
"Yo Dylan, James is 'chillaxing' with Hannah at hers."

Dylan:
"Cool man, so why're you telling me?"

Damore:
"Come on man, take the icing off the top"

Dylan:
"OHHHHHHH, netflix and chillaxing?"

Damore:
"Si"