Memeulous' Eyes

There are two things on Memeulous' face that look like they shouldn't be, and those are his eyeballs.

Friend 1: "Have you seen the newest memeulous video?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "You're so lucky,"
Friend 2: "How?"
Friend 1: "You didn't have to look at Memeulous' EYES!"
Friend 2: *Pulls out phone* "They can't be that ba-- Oh My God, They are hideous!"

by BigWillyNathaniel April 30, 2020

eye mud

The result of mixing speed tears and dust. Occurs most often while riding four wheeler or the like on a dusty trail, without wearing goggles.

It took several hours for all the eye mud to purge from my tear ducts.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

whispering eye

used in the movie Role Models, Augie says that it means vagina

"by the way, I miss your whispering eye"

by Mosie Kins December 18, 2008

Eye fuck

When you tensely stare into someone’s eyes 👀

I eye fucked Benji so hard today!👀

by Clover’snotmynameyeye May 28, 2019

Eye Cocka

Snotty, slimey, gooey, sometimes hard, crusty, flakey adhesive appearing mysteriously on morning eyelashes; momentarily handicapping sight and tranquility. Sometimes followed by "Pink Eye".

1. Every morning I brush my teeth, wash my face, and wash out the Eye Cocka. 2."Go wash your face! And get dat Cocka out ya eye!"

by Redboneguerilla November 17, 2009

eye-mail

(n.) - Visually-pleasing email messages and letters that arrive in your inbox with vibrantly-colored backgrounds and icons.

"Most of my incoming email is boring black-and-white messages, but every once in a while, someone sends me some really cool eye-mail, and I love it!"

-- Overheard at a watercooler at the San Francisco Art Institute

by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009

Spring eye

Describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. The eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.

I came into work this morning and Debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while I tried to flirt with her up real close. I didn't realise it was because of my Spring eye until I checked in the restroom mirror later.

by Kernel Panic 1000 October 7, 2010