Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

Tom

Guy who’s leng init. He’s got massive bunda and a magnum chode

Omg it’s a tom

by anonymous October 18, 2021

TOM

Alpha Male with a small ass penis, he likes to take it from the back until he finishes. then he likes to suck the dick of an older male. Stay away from Tom.

Oh is that a Tom

by BIG SHAQ69 October 18, 2021

tom fenney

A fat fucking pussy who acts tuff but is a pussy, often has a meaty dad, probably vapes and a subtle simp. Overall a great friend but a gay person

Look at Tom fenney over there what a neek

by Heeheeheehahuu69 October 31, 2021

emma tom

emma is a girl who is a wannabe baddie baka emo. she wears black, ripped stockings with black boots and chains. she posts depressing quotes on her story. but most importantly she is depressed😫

the baddie baka emo, emma tom, is on the loose!!

by emmatom November 1, 2021

Tom

An epic gamer who plays the same game for hundreds of hours, yet somehow still has friends, bit of a loser but also a bit of a bigger loser, but is one of the homies

Tom is a loser, yet he's a homie doe

by ZeroRara July 18, 2021