Sam

I am sam and I can say I am sexy,, hot and smart also good at mastarbating

Girl: i want to bang sam
Me: i know u do

by Samuel savage August 29, 2017

sam

The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).

Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.

sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP

by smhdk October 23, 2022

Sam Marriott

An extremely sexy, confident, sporty, funny individual. Word originates from ancient Mayan prophecies.

Doesn't Sam Marriott look sexy today?!?

by im not sure really November 10, 2013

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Airlie+Sam

Airlie+Sam was something Sam really hoped happened but they ended up falling out after school ended and did not ever meet each other again except once or twice by luck. Sam=idiot, dumb, stupid, hopeless, ugly, chopped and a complete dickhead. Airlie= Kind, Smart, Funny, Honest, Modest, Beautiful, Creative, Ambitious, Energetic and Cheerful.
You can tell why the combo never happened

Airlie+Sam was hopeless, Airlie was too good for him anyways

by Adrian Brian Jakob’s April 9, 2025

Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.

Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?

by IMakeTheseCauseICan'tFindThem May 8, 2023

Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019