A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)
Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
by Kotschwan-Z September 01, 2021
The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.
by Perturbator 9700 December 14, 2021
A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.
by MrZuckMan August 30, 2021
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by LimpRamenNoodle February 01, 2018
I worked 12 hours yesterday in the hot, humid weather cutting grass and trimming trees and now I am just “ Beat to the Socks, yo. Just leave me alone and let me sleep, church.
by Grinder58 June 04, 2023