Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”
“You got an SJB from them?”
“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”
“You got an SJB from them?”
“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
by Bruniikswag July 13, 2024
by CaptainVolume October 21, 2016
by valimyr December 18, 2022
When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman
by DannyP12345 May 04, 2016
When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
by cronk doogle July 07, 2015
Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date
by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023