Crap, slap, nap

The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

by O'Dog September 18, 2009

Slap Griffin Day

A wholesome day hosted each year on October 29th. Whether you're the Griffin getting slapped, or slapping that same Griffin, at the end of the day, no ones actually harmed so don't be a little shit about it.

Person 1 "Hey Griffin! It's October 29th! You know what that means."
Griffin "OW! Haha, I sure do love Slap Griffin Day!"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 25, 2019

slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 7, 2005

Slap-Ass month

The month of October we’re anybody can slap anyone’s ass without consequences boy or girl

Did you hear it’s slap-ass month better watch out

by Gay nibba 68 October 2, 2019

Slap 'n' Sniff

When a guy slaps you with his dick and then makes you smell it.

From by Louis C.K.'s 'Last Chance' video.

So then, we do the slap 'n' sniff, so he slaps me with his dick and I smell it. Then we do the swordfighting.

by slapnsniff December 3, 2009