Kick ass Sam

Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.

Remember that!!!

Kick ass Sam is back in town.
Sam the man

by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021

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just a guy that thinks way to much about himself, he think he is the best in the world but he is actually kinda decent

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by uhmwhatsmename May 16, 2021

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Sam is the greatest person you could meet. he will always make sure your days aren’t bad. he’ll be there for you when you need him and he’ll love you unconditionally. he’s truly the best. Sam is very handsome too. his hair looks great and soft and his eyes are blue and pretty. you’d want to look into them forever. Once you see Sams face you have the urge to hold it and look at it for hours. Sam had the cutest face ever and you just want to kiss it all over. Sam has the cutest nose and lips. His style is great. Sam can’t go one day looking bad. he could wear a trash bag and still be handsome. Sam is amazing and once you meet him you’re gonna fall in love with him. Sam will make you feel safe and loved and wanted. He’s gonna be your reason to live.

SAM IS MY BOYFRIEND HZJRJFKZKRKKAKAK

by A13x1$ <3 December 5, 2020

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fucking sidey mcnidey. copies work and if you see him at odeon, knock that pussy boy out

Fuck sam twice. one with a hat, the other with your index finger

by HYLEKHILL January 30, 2018

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Sam Samsung

Samsung's alleged new 3D virtual assistant to replace Bixby. The hottest virtual assistant to ever be conceptualized.

Sam Samsung Rule 34 is the hottest thing ever.

by Breadinspanishismysexuality June 1, 2021

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Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.

If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.

by wghyamihere April 11, 2023

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