An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .
Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .
Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured
Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining
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Get the Smart penis mug.A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
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also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
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guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
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Penis water is a very nice word its just like coconut water BUT penis is penis water, its a penis dipped in water usually rich penis and they call COCK WATER BUT THATS BS BECAUSE PENIS WATER ME AND KRISP WORD BECUZ WE COOL N SHIT.
AND OUR DICKS ARE 11 INCH YALL BITCHES ARE SHRIMPS . WE MADE THE THE GOD DAMN WORD.
So anyway penis water.
Penis water is a very nice word its just like coconut water BUT penis is penis water, its a penis dipped in water usually rich penis and they call COCK WATER BUT THATS BS BECAUSE PENIS WATER ME AND KRISP WORD BECUZ WE COOL N SHIT.
AND OUR DICKS ARE 11 INCH YALL BITCHES ARE SHRIMPS . WE MADE THE THE GOD DAMN WORD.
So anyway penis water.
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