Muffintop

The area directly over your waistline that spills over creating what resembles the top of a muffin.

Hey, look at her, she has a muffintop.

by F. Marino May 17, 2007

Variety Muffins

noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.

adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.

exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure

ORIGIN see first definition

"I find that idea to be variety muffins."

"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher January 17, 2007

Hesh Muffins

A skateboard group, that is made up of some of the gnarliest heshers around, they entered in The Berrics Younited Nations contest but lost to D.R.E.A.M but still are the craziest skaters out there! HESH 4LIFE

(i.e. some of the gnarliest skaters around)

Hesh Muffins are heshers for life

by SK84LIFEMOFO February 15, 2012

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

mini muffins

Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.

Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful

by Miklay March 7, 2004

muffinator

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

Muffinologist

One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.

Berry's daddy is a muffinologist

by Not Berry2K, no really December 11, 2003