Flaming Monkeys

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.

by zZah May 25, 2003

monkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your first toe.

Eric doesn't have a monkey toe, but Nicole does.

by Hook ND January 17, 2009

Punching the Monkey

Euphamism for the act of coitus between a male and a female where the penis is inserted into the vagina only with a little more force than normally applied.

So Jim was punching the monkey last night and Linda got up in the middle of it and started crying as she said it hurt after taking it from the whole party all afternoon...

by Falg June 14, 2012

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat December 11, 2008

monkey mustard

when some one is talking shite, you say this phraise. it works, trust

1) sorry mate your talking crap, its all monkey mustard to me

2) your tlking monkey mustard

by nink, gandalf, and razor September 4, 2004

snow monkeys

Wangsta dudes,white people who try to be ghetto.

1. Johnny: Hey! Look at those snow monkeys wearing northface jackets!

2. Vin: Whaddup, dog
Jill: Eww..get away form me you stupid snow monkey!

by Shinzui April 23, 2003

porch monkey

A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.

Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.

by Was a porch monkey November 16, 2009