jake singer

The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families

Fuck! I hate this kid Jake Singer.

by Sloss_ February 23, 2017

Jaking

Verb
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.

I thought you were a chick, but you were just jaking!

by BrimmyWithTheStimmy January 20, 2024

Jake

A type of guy who is short and rude and does drugs, but is nice and cool to hang around with sometimes.

Man Jake is a cool person but is really rude when he wants to be.

"Did you see Jake smoking weed in the boys locker room"

by It's ur girl isabella September 21, 2020

Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 1, 2019

jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021

Jake

Jake, is the best name in the world, and is highly respected. They can be rude but also very thoughtful. We all know a Jake, even if it is Jake Paul

Hey, Jake. How ya doin?

by notabottom: May 14, 2021

Jake

Super kind and nice, they're interesting and fun to hang out with.

Jake is so cool omg.

by That'sYourMOm October 10, 2019