jacob

jacob a piece of shit that doesn’t know how to treat women right and only hurts them and goes behind their backs and blocks girls when he can’t handle his emotions and then comes running back when he realizes your the best he’s ever had and ever will have but then again he had a small dick so wasn’t really feeling it

jacob he has a 4 inch dick

by ajehekoeismebr December 26, 2021

Jacob Tyler

A Jacob Tyler is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.

Dang, you're friends with Jacob Tyler? You must be the luckiest person ever!

by blankethuman January 12, 2022

Jacob Ortiz

Someone who is chopped

Yo Jacob Ortiz is so chopped he doesn’t wanna get on apex

Gurt: yo

by Doug3 May 7, 2025

Jacob

Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me

by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023

Jacob C

In the negatives for rizz. Wards away women. But we still love him! (He will never pull)

"Do you see that dude? He's such a Jacob C."

by harperbigL April 27, 2023

Jacob

jacob dolly is a kozhi,padu vazha, patti show boy,asshole.kozhi of the year 2006 to 2021.don't leave him simply slap his face with your hand and leave

jacob is a less boy

by sasaskfgukcf November 24, 2021

Jacob

This person is insanely rude to beautiful girls, disrespectful to adults, overall not very smart, and honestly overweight. Some Jacobs are nice but most of the time they are manipulative, full of themselves, and a terrible friend. He's even worse at being a boyfriend. Do not get close to a Jacob.

Did you see how mean Jacob was to our teacher today?
Wow I cant believe Jacob would do that.

by veryrealisticperson March 5, 2025