I'm gay

When the class clown say I'm gay it's always to make people laugh, and in fact, he is the most straightest in the room.

Oh shoot that guy is HOT! I think I'm gay

by anonymous December 6, 2023

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I'm on it

Three two-letter words that somebody uses when they want to make short work of whatever task that needs to be done.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.

Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.

Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...

Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!

And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!

(Jimmy yells to James...)

Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,

two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!

Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?

Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!

Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!

Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!

by Wa11ar00 September 12, 2022

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I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.

Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

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I'm sweet enough already

The classic response to when someone asks you why you don't sweeten your coffee.

"You seem like a milk and two sugars kinda gal"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"

by Pretzel9 February 3, 2024

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I'm on the Fent

I'm on the Fent means you are actually scoring and ingesting Fentanyl. Being on the Fent is NOT a good thing. Like, you will suck a smegma covered dick for it. And, you will one of those zombie people that get posted up on TikTok. Be forewarned, bitches!

It’s music appreciation time, BITCHES!

I'm on the Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

Ain’t nothing but a Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Motherfucking Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Zombie shit Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Fucking mess Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
In the urn Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
It’s A Small World Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Pass revoked Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

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