I'm him

A quote after successfully completing a difficult task that was the best for you.

Austin reaves hits a dagger jump shot in game 1 of the 2023 playoffs against the Memphis grizzlies and quotes "I'm him".

by Ethan Thompson February 20, 2025

I'm Baking it

A variant of the slang term "Omning it" popularised by the TV show invincible. Used in reference to when someone is masturbating and reaches such an intense point that they start heating up, hence them "baking" up. Usually followed by someone letting it crust in the intense heat, baking their semen.

That guy is so suave that i'm baking it.

by LeclanMcCone June 16, 2025

I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad

David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK

by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021

I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says

teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

I'm unique

Whoever says this unironically is usually a basic bitch who has nothing special about themselves. They often can't shut the fuck up about their "Uniqueness," when in reality they're an annoying, insecure, loser. Don't associate with them.

They could also be tell the truth, which is rare.

Stacy: "OMFG I'M SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE!!!"

Bob: "Shut the actual fuck up."

Stacy: "But I'm unique! I deserve recognition and privilege for being special and different!"

by Iamaboredstudent. August 30, 2022

I'm not leaving

You need to pay. I'm not just going to walk away and pretend nothing happened. Even if you are. You people are shit.

Hym "I'm not leaving and I'm not walking away empty handed. If you don't come forward, I will MAKE you pay and if you weren't smug, half-retarded filthy we would already be done. I'm not going. There are not conditions I need to meet from me to get what I want out of this that aren't completely artificial, SOOO... I'm not doing it. I'm going to shut these pieces of shit up, one way or another, and you get to pick the way in which it happens. Fuck you. Your kids are shit. Fuck them in the face."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

I'm fine

A female will say this but she does not mean it. She wants you to give her attention and figure out whats wrong.

I didn't text my girlfriend all day and so I decided to text her "How are you, babe?" after I got off work and she replied, "I'm fine." I immediately knew that she was pissed.

by Buntastic <3 April 26, 2023