Hot mess

When one's appearance and behaviour gradually sink into chaotic disarray, usually accompanied by an ever increasing consumption of alcohol.

Michael: I've never seen anyone drink so much. She's destroyed! Natasha's a fucking hot mess!

by mirrorframe October 23, 2009

hot leg

1)(v) to quitely relieve oneself on the leg of another patron in a crowded bar.

Steve: "Christ, the line for the pisser is 10 miles long."
Carl: "Looks like someone is gettng a hot leg."
Steve: "Shithouse. You're right."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

hot pocket

1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.

Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!

by Joe Malone April 24, 2008

Hot Sex

A term used to describe something that is cool; a play on 'cool beans'.

Nick: Hey Bob, I just got the new *INSERT BAND HERE* album!
Bob: Hot sex, Nick!

by Dorian Black July 5, 2005

hot and bothered

1. aroused, especially sexually

2. angry, indignant, irritated

That really made him hot and bothered. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2009

Hot Turner

When after a long hot round of anal sex the man eats the girls ass out. Her Ass hole should be a sloppy loose mess.

Scotty that dirty bastard he gave that fat bitch a hot turner last night

by Kimberbilt May 22, 2006

Turbo Hot

A fake perception of hot, personified by anorexia and mystic tan. Buried under inches of foundation, her 'Forever 21' attire makes her a sexual chameleon to the untrained eye.

I was crusin' the Jersey Shore, and the place was polluted by turbo hot hosehounds. Not even after a few bronsons would I stick that female fredo.

by The Stafford Executive June 17, 2009