Free Boobing

Absent of brassiere. Can be an expression of pride in perkiness or an excuse not to leave the house.

Damn! That dress looks great - how do you hide your bra lines?
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!

Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.

*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'

by Veronica11 August 23, 2016

FREE EDGER

When a cow is trapped in a dirt houses basement with a glass roof

Person One:Whats up
Person Two:FREE EDGER

by SpiderDick August 14, 2016

Free and independent

In a relationship, when two people break up, being free and independent means one of them wants to see other people

"I'm sorry we didn't work out, but I need to be free and independent for a little while"

by Boiy June 22, 2016

free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.

Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.

by Dajster June 18, 2016

Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

Free Flights

When your significant other allows you to hook up with other people, but only when you're on vacation.

A: Dude, the girls here in LA are so hot!

B: Yeah! Too bad you have a girlfriend though..:
A: It's chill dude, she gives me free flights!

*high five*

by Magistyoung September 2, 2016