free camping

Code word for the intended target of a malicious action or other ill-intended deeds.

"Have you told Jeffrey about the free camping yet?"

"I have and I do believe he will be joining us."

by P. Molotov February 15, 2023

Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.

Happy free lands day Patty

by cocofosho July 1, 2011

Free speech pervert

Free speech perverts are cool people who advocate for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: I’m hurt that you called my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

by God A4 July 10, 2022

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.

"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."

by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Sam Free

Sam: “number 2 horse is such a slagger”
The Horse:

Sam Free said “This guy is such a slagger”

by YungPedroThrNegroe August 10, 2019