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Free Gas

Why are you shitting in my gas tank?
It's Free Gas
by B7tt May 26, 2022
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Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
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free to, player

I have kids to feed, so i am a free to, player.
by ne3ko0 August 1, 2017
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Tristan 4 Free

The type of guy who you vaguely know in school.

An NPC who gives free loot when you complete a quest you never knew you had to do.
Overall just a filler who sits in chemistry and hands out some answers for a lab you already did.
Of course they are called "Tristan"
Typical interaction with Tristan 4 Free:
"Where did you get all those lvl 4 sticks?"
I did a quest for Tristan he gave me absolute crap even though im lvl 20...
"How hard was the quest?"
I never knew I was doing it...
by imaslimeu777balright May 12, 2025
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Free Alpha

Sharing unsolicited data, information or intelligence with other men that can benefit them and help them succeed without wanting or expecting anything in return. Offering insight or leaving a bread crumb trail that is beneficial to other men that may be struggling with or seeking a solution for a problem. Loving your fellow brothers like your self and giving them dope ass actionable information.

Also collecting duck butter that is saturated with pheromones' and testosterone with your thumbnail from under your ball sack and offering it to your bro to smell after you sniff it first. The offer is usually silent and the thumb is put right infront of your bro's nose so they can get a whiff of it.

Like all free alpha, there is not need for thanking or gratitude.. the pleasure free alpha is in the act of giving, not the gratitude from the other party. Because you are your brothers keeper. Not to say that gratitude is not of extreme importance. It is the Joy and gratitude of the alpha for being who he is which compels him to share and give free alpha to others.

There are no strings attached to free alpha. It is an act of giving useful info to your fellow man. Also pheromones' trigger signals within the body, there fore pheromones' are a type of data or signal carrier that changes and affects behavior. This is why you shouldn't wear deodorant.. all the free alpha makes pussies wet and puts fear into the heart of other men that do not know you or are not a familiar.
Bro... i just gave you so much free alpha.. stop being a beta cuck and take action.

if you don't stop being a lazy bastard and keep asking me for free alpha without putting any work in, im going to fuck your wife because you are acting like a beta.

dude.. wtf are you doing with you hand down your pants.. oh here have some free alpha.. it will put hair on your chest.
by dadbofor December 29, 2023
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