flying toolkit

being fucked like a motherfucker 3 times over

ive got 66 guns im a flying toolkit. see my red rolling gunsafe? thats a flying toolkit. totes.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2021

The Flying Barrett

The monster known to walk the halls of Notre Dame Academy. The Flying Barrett is an object of hate for Boston College High School. Anyone who has hooked up with The Flying Barrett will forever be rashed on. The Flying Barrett is a close relative to the Flying Dutchman, hence the name. There are unconfirmed reports that The Flying Barrett is a leading member of the notorious Munching Men gang of Melrose.

Also see: The Barrett

Guy 1: Dude guess who Reed hooked up with at the party last night?

Guy 2: Who?

Guy 1: The Flying Barrett!! Haha

Guy 2: Oh no, not again. Is he still alive after that?

by biscy March 14, 2012

totyir fyoule (flying elephant)

when your boss thinks she is the best and boasts about herself but she actually is the worst

miss nancy is the best HR director their is, she is caring, loving, hardworking and generous, a loving mom and an amazing wife.
miss nancy is none of the above, this is totyir fyoule (flying elephant)

by pseudo_arab June 30, 2021

fly

insect

a little flying fuck

there's a little flying fuck in my room

by Mornis June 16, 2017

A flying horse back dancer

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild

Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight

by Mr.goose69 April 8, 2021

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011