Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed

- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!

by Leukemias September 29, 2010

Destructo-Five

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.

After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!

by SG937 October 25, 2010

high five and switch

a move involving two couples having sex at the same time and in the same room, ideally. After round one, the men get up to go to the other bed; they meet at the midpoint of these two ladies beds, high five, and shout 'Switch'. then the sex continues for round two with a new partner. repeat as needed.

Ashley: 'after this we should high five and switch!'

Chad: 'I think i tired Ashley out to much for round 2.'

Brad: 'ooOO' '............alright alright I'm ready lets go.'

Chad: high five! (smack)

Brad and Chad: 'SWITCH'

by dirtydiana666 April 30, 2011

gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

high five pyramid

When you do a girl from both sides and high five the guy on the other side while you're doing her.

Me and my boy gonna do a high five pyramid on her.

by Jay Khat February 18, 2012

crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN October 24, 2012