flesh eating snot weasel 

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

flesh eating snot weasel by Rob Armer December 9, 2006

dick eating

when somebody is extra hype about with you're doing, someone is copying off of you

"Keisha went and got those sneakers I got yesterday...She dick eating."

also see: dick eater

dick eating by Isatta July 23, 2004

eating one's vegetables 

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.

A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.

eating one's vegetables by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

ass eating awareness month 

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries

Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

ass eating awareness month by Ass God February 3, 2018

Belgian Pie Eating Contest 

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.

When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

Belgian Pie Eating Contest by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

pie eater

A person what lives in WIGAN

I know that bloke,he's a pie eater.

pie eater by mick unsworth June 28, 2003

Death Eaters 

They are Lord Voldemort's loyal following.

They have an extreme hatred of those who are muggles, or those who are half-blood; half wizard and half muggle.

Their leader,Lord Voldemort, unbeknownst to them, is a half-blood himself.

Someone who hates someone else just because they aren't like them.

Don't try and be like those Death Eaters man, it just isn't worth it!

Death Eaters by Mud Puddle June 27, 2006