Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.
by barackryan July 18, 2022
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butthole ryan

someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women
“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
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by olafthesnowman123 August 15, 2022
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John Ryan

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
by karmaxxx May 17, 2022
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Ryan payne

Don’t pull a “Ryan Paynemove in fantasy.
by Jasmine Berzas October 31, 2020
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Ryan Poehling

Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
by Goldninja0 November 04, 2019
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ryan winkler

A girl who smells beautifully and is stunning. Very long blonde hair and blue eyes
by Dark knight 07 March 11, 2017
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ryan patel

Mean, can be annoying, always pinching someone, and his hairline looks like the McDonald's sign, and can swear when he gets mad.
by Ryan patel February 15, 2018
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