Angry Apple Disease

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short

Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!

by idiot! February 09, 2021

Red Apples

When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.

Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.

by JoJo Jynx December 14, 2021

Apple pancakes

SEX

When I wake up I want apple pancakes

by Hfhuiregju March 31, 2017

Apple Juice & Ice

My nigga's who know know...

Person 1: Ayo, you got that Apple Juice & Ice?

Person 2: Hell yeah you know how I do bro.

by 46kOnBroadway4mnyMen April 10, 2022

pack some apples

to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).

It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.

by grannysmith69 January 11, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021