A Beer

Yeah, dawg totally. We can talk it out over a an ice-cold Bud Platinum. The BEST and ONLY beer refreshing enough for genocidal nanobot vampires who have been unfairly maligned by the entirety of society. You blamed a very specific type of man for all of the world's ills and... You're right! I'll murder you all!

Hym "Yeah, let's grab a beer. Looks like my 10ft green goblin soldier have made it from Argentina to whereever that new one just happened so I should be getting this nanobot Alucard body pretty soon here... I don't know if I'll be able to drink afterwards... You know what, it's fine I'll just simulate drunkenness. It's fine."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2024

Nicholas Beers

The most drunk motherfucker of them all. His vocabulary consists of verbal slander like rarted. He scares all the women away in his school and will most likely be lonely forever.He also have many friends. He also like to boost drops and jumps on his bike and does crazy shit on his bike. He also likes to pack a fat lip.

Ohh fuck i pulled a Nicholas Beers

by Nickolouser October 5, 2018

Contractor Beer

Cheap, low quality beer you offer to people who help work on your house; instead of cash payment.

Hey, you want a case of busch for helping side my house?

No , i want you to pay me with cash, not contractor beer!

by CT140419 January 10, 2020

beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"

"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."

by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 17, 2014

Beer

Beer is the nectar of the gods! When you drink beer you become beercules

1. beer is good

2. i love beer

by monrax32 September 29, 2014

madison elle beer

Madison Elle Beers are the most amazing people on earth, they're loving and supporting! They care a lot about their fans and they spend loads of time with them.. Sadly they date fucktards.

"Woah look at that perfect girl! She must be a Madison Elle Beer!!"

by makingmeb February 21, 2017

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015