Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021

Tom Brady

The Goat can overcome any opsticle

I wish I was Tom Brady but im not the goat

by pats fan88 June 6, 2017

Tom Holland

The purest form of love.

Tom Holland is the actor for Peter Parker in the new Spiderman series.

by sasscheeks October 5, 2017

Tom stubbs

Absolutely utter cunt

Mate:who’s that new guy Tom stubbs
Friend: He’s a bitch stay away

by Kenzgang69420 December 5, 2018

Tom

Nonce

Oh look out, here comes Tom. The nonce.

Noncey Tom
Tom, please stop noncing my cousin

by Ld123456 November 22, 2021

Incompetent Tom

Referring to Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, refusing to allow certain xhtml codes onto user profiles.

Don't be such an incompetent tom, money doesn't grow on trees.

by bangingcicadas October 25, 2008

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is the prettiest person in the World. Like seriously. Even if he's is not you type you can definetely tell that he's hella cute. He's an actor. He plays Spider man. Young and beautifil soul.

I would literally sell my soul to even talk to him.

Omg you're Tom Holland's girlfirend?
Yes I am!
Damn, you're lucky!

by Annababy<3 January 9, 2022