A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.
by shiegolas April 30, 2015
Get the sticky tommug. What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!
by Rmorgen February 5, 2024
Get the Tommug. A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Get the Tom and Ray Magliyahtzeemug. by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020
Get the Tom Fuckerymug. 
by iaminlovewithtomholland May 1, 2021
Get the tom hollandmug. by Manager Boldi November 19, 2020
Get the Tommug.