titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.

I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!

by Wyatt Gornick January 25, 2016

titties af

A phrase used when something you have just witnessed, or something someone did or said that was funny, awsome, sweet, cool, genius, or mind blowing.

Dude! Austins grad party was titties af!

Aye bro?? You know when you gotta take a mean shit, rushin to the stall with your pants down your ankles?? Well i just did that but midway threw puttin my ass cheeks on the torlite, i shot a turd from a good 5 feet away, it was soooo Titties.

by HydzDef April 13, 2016

Titties

Stress balls made out of flesh.

Hey Bro did you see her Titties?

Yeah man they look like they could relieve some serious stress.

by Vintageteaset July 15, 2019

Titty growing pills

Pills that are advertised to make womens tits grow but in reality do nothing (much like dick enlargement pills)

I bought these pills to make titty growing pills to impress my boyfriend but they did nothing I guess next step is breast surgery.

by Dan the car guy July 19, 2019

Tazmanian Titty Fuck

When one is eating ass while getting Australian Titty Fuck.

That girl is a freak, she gave me a Tazmanian Titty Fuck and my asshole has never been the same.

by Mangie Throb July 30, 2019

Average titty committee

A committee full of girls who aren’t big boobie Betty but they also not flat Francesca JADA!

Girl 1- I’m apart of the average titty committee!

Girl 2- What’s that?
Girl 1- Look it up

by Anna Lluve November 12, 2019

Itty Bitty Titty Commitee

A community of people that go around and twist itty bitty titties on the third Tuesday of the month

Yo, you should come to the Itty Bitty Titty Commitee meeting tonight

by Not A Salad, I can promise you November 13, 2019